I check my work before I leave;
That is what all the teachers believe;
But it is hard for me to stand;
I have to keep a folder in my hand.

I do not count the chairs between
Me and this pretty girl; she’s tall and lean;
Her image is forever in my view;
This Katie O’Brady could be my Waterloo.

The naughty boys at Cedar Glen,
Feel lucky when they offer gin;
But Katie likes hillbilly shine.
She is not moved by liquor, gin or wine.
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Not even brandy
Will melt her candy.

I would be glad to give a ten
To see her nude from waist to chin –
If she was nude from waist to thighs,
The sight would shock my virgin eyes.